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definitivelysarah:

"No homo" cries the team at the dig site. The head archaeologist sinks to his knees, sobbing. He has dedicated his entire career to the pursuit of homo habilis, an important part of the hominid evolutionary line. All his work led up to this archaeological dig site. But now, his whole life has been for nothing. There is no homo….there is only Australopithecus.

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Kumail Nanjiani

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Dinosaurs are the coolest.

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theresmagicoutthere:

The evolution of digital media

theresmagicoutthere:

The evolution of digital media

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keepongaming:

last year i was eating in a fancy, large restaurant when i began to hear a rumble and the distant sound of people chanting ‘potassium, potassium’ and suddenly hundreds of people dressed as bananas flood this restaurant chanting potassium over and over and we were trapped there for a very long time because the bananas would not leave and they were everywhere

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The song of my people!

Potassium! Potassium!

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the-girl-who-laughed:

This is the most accurate picture I’ve ever seen.

my fucking life

This happens to me and Chris all too often.

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florels:

the diversity of colours is amazing oh my

florels:

the diversity of colours is amazing oh my

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chauvinistsushi:

contraception:

the goal is to love myself so much it offends other people

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